I don't think brook has ever known best
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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