maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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