Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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