I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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