I think my vagina is haunted
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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