So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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