her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
last night I used snow as a chaser
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