i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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