he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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