WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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