I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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