in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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