You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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