what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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