Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Will exercising make me less horny?
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