I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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