I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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