Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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