My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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