Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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