you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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