just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
