Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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