Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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