turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think a kid would responsible me up
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
