I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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