If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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