I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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