He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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