we have pet lesbian snakes
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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