that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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