i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Randomize
