So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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