I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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