I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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