Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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