You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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