Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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