Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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