A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I should be sponsored by Trojan
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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