I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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