So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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