i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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