I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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