Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
vagina is talking i cant
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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