The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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