glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
