Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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