I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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