it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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