Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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