haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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