what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize