guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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