Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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