Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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