Me. At least after what I've been through.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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