No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
